QUESTION TIME
- annawhitehouse
- 12 aug 2015
- 1 minuten om te lezen
Kids aren't the only one with questions. After three coffees, a sleepless night and a toddler that wants to lick toilets/eat knives/chew on cigarette butts, I've got to a few questions to ask.
Who decided a weekend was only two days?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why is it that doctors ‘practice’?
How is it only Wednesday?
Why doesn’t McDonalds sell hotdogs?
Is the word ‘dictionary’ in the dictionary?
Why are they called ‘fun size’ Mars Bars when they aren't that fun?
Why does 'husband' sound cool and 'wife' sound matronly?
Why hasn't someone invented a get-baby-to-sleep-through-the-night device?
How can we split atoms and not get people to places (Paddington station last Friday night, I'm talking to you)?
How is it only Wednesday?
Is it Wednesday?
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